It's 1975 And This Man Is About To Show You The Future

(Scenes From An IBM Slide Presentation)

this is a parody of content stolen directly from: http://www.squareamerica.com/ib.htm

also i use some NSFW language because it makes me LOL

this is where you want to be, bitches

you listening? or do i have to hit you with a pool cue?

this woman dreams of data and a haircut by a professional

information is a series of tubes

it's not a truck. although, a truck can be useful.

you like this? my kid made this. i don't know what it means.

who in this room has ever touched a woman? liar.

aaaaahhhhh! words!

even lower case is scary

i would sit down if i didn't have this rash.

don't tell my wife about the new intern!

smiling orange man is watching you masturbate.

i really have to pee like srsly it's seeping

how bold? this bold. take that, hippies!

do you think she would look hot with her hair down?

seriously, speaking of packages...

ah, so *that's* where i left that.

what do you mean - the test is positive?!?

yep, it's positive. gonorrhea and jerpes.

pink man laughs at your misfortunes.

you need all this stuff to get good ping times or else i'm going to pwn j00r A$$$^%!1!

this infographic represents what's happening in my brain and in my pants

neither of these women want intercourse with me.   i just asked.

then this happens. i blame that chair for my erectile dysfunction

well, where the hell else would you keep all your datas? silly.

"help me obi-wan kenobi..."

i'm not so sure about this graphic here. maybe. maybe not.

gonorrhea *and* jerpes??? ROFL

i don't know why, but that guy smells like peanut butter. and shame.

aaahhh! space-time is unraveling in neat rectangles!

this o is encircling my groin for no apparent reason but i like it a lot maybe too much

aw darn, not even neo can fix this now

sometimes i gotta dance!

? wtftw

it's like voting in cuba

in the future, it will take four eggheads to cybersex one woman. and she'll still be guy.

you were conceived at this party. your mother was an inexpensive floor lamp.

zomg run!!! online is right behind you with an ellipsis!

why doesn't rash-boy just go to the doctor?

he got it from one of these guys... don't ask.

seriously, the words are startingto get on my nerves. stop it.

why do old men dream about david berkowitz?

i'm telling you one last time quit with the friggin words already

who's the new guy? i hope this rash goes away soon.

i give myself papercuts to feel something. anything.

a/s/l? nice try, dork.

his doodles look like my wife. yep, i'm pretty sure that's her.

that woman once kneed me in the groin so hard i saw god.

red man is consumed by self-hatred, due to the racial epithet inherent in his name. also, he's watching you masturbate.

we need a computer this big to determine how much juvenile humor is in these captions

finally!

we never let her leave. she sleeps in the corner on a pile of old punch-cards.

seriously, should i ask her out? maybe she has a thing for grandpas.

the rash is gone. now i'm just showing off the goods.

with your help, i might learn how to laugh and love again.

thank you for your attention. don't let the door hit you where i wish i'd have bit you.

i hope you enjoyed the hour of my life i wasted on this.